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Traveling for Work...

One of the hardest things is dealing with people who aren't frequent travelers.

I find this particularly true when I fly. It may be my impatient streak but I hate when people wait until the last possible moment to put their things into the plastic tub to be sent through the x-ray machine and thus hold up the line.
"What? You have to x-ray my stuff? I've never heard of that..."

Traveling by air sort of wrecks some of the fun - the actual getting there. It parcels everything off into blocks of waiting time (though they're good for catching up on reading) -- and let me tell you, nothing is as nerve-wracking as trying to fly with instruments post-911.
Most importantly is don't think of it as work, but another adventure that you get to partake in.


I've learned to get to the airport a couple of hours early, when the airline staff aren't worn out from dealing with people and are still cordial and happy to talk about exit-row seating with a polite passenger.
And I try to underpack, because I'm going to be bringing a lot of posters, bookmarks and advanced reader copies of books back with me, and I'll need the space in my suitcase.
I've watched colleagues have to leave books behind at the airport because they were over weight limits on their luggage. It's heart-wrenching.

But here's what I know - he's gotten so spoiled by great hotels that the cos put him up with! 4 and 5 star, so if we ever travel as a family he expects that kind of stuff. SO not necessary for me. But most definitely a good hotel is crucial. Internet speed is essential. Slip on shoes, yes. Most airlines allow you to check-in from home within 24 hours, then you can breeze along to the gate.
He's so sick of it by. He just wants to be home.

The conventions are the fucking worst. I don't go if I'm not presenting. I'm not so much into the free swag anymore and every convention looks the same after a while. At least the Orlando one is a "fly out one day, fly back the next" deal. Last year I stayed four days, got very sick, and wanted to die.
I would LOVE to travel for work. Growing up my parents took my sister and me on many, many random adventures. Airplanes and airports are like my disneyland.
I agree with Jim - see it as an adventure! But really, RA, I don't know what advice I'd offer. Travel seems to be one of those love or leave it kind of issues.
I agree with Jim - see it as an adventure! But really, RA, I don't know what advice I'd offer. Travel seems to be one of those love or leave it kind of issues.

I always check a bag because I don't want to deal with finding room in the bins for a carry-on, and I don't want to deal with the 3 oz gels, liquids, creams in a quart-size ziptop bag.
People don't listen to anything. The continuous announcement at the screening says to hold onto your boarding pass. About every third person forgets and has to get their bag brought back so they can dig it out.
Old people really seem to have a hard time with the whole TSC screening thing. They just don't get why they have to take their shoes off.
I remember once at Phoenix (or was it Vegas?) before the shoe thing was mandatory. The guy told me he recommended I take them off. I said no, they'll be fine. Fine, he said. then go stand over there and we'll hand check you. Fuck you, you petty tyrant, I wanted to say but certainly didn't.

I always put two ells in travelling too, Larry! It is the British spelling! We were probably British in a past life...

I've been told I ride a horse as if I had been riding for a lifetime. I think there's something to that.

no, no. I'm not British. I just spell British! Get it straight!
*whacks Kevin with a dead trout*
*whacks Kevin with a dead trout*
Geez Larry, you'll probably put me on a Lily Allen marathon for another day like you did the last time you brought her up.
:: ponders to succumb to the temptation or not ::
OK I give.
OK I give.



This is a letter recently received by the Virgin Atlantic customer complaints team and is currently being hailed on news blogs, such as this one on The Telegraph as possibly the funniest customer complaint letter ever.
We called the Virgin Atlantic press office and they confirmed they received the letter and that Richard Branson himself called the author to thank him for the feedback.
Dear Mr Branson
REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008
I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.
Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at the hands of your corporation...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors...
So, the first thought that crossed my mind after reading this was, Hey! What's HE complaining about?He actualy got served food! Not just a lousy bag of pretzels...


On United now, you buy an "economy" ticket. When you check in, they start offering upgrades -- first class, another $200, economy plus (more legroom) for another $90. Then they pitch buying extra FF miles for your account for $50. I always decline all three. Then they charge $15 to check your bag.
Bastards.

Ok, do they go seat to seat and give you the hard sell, or do they bundle the announcements into the safety instructions or whatever?
And ninety bucks for legroom?
I live near Milwaukee so Midwest Express (or what's left of ME) is our local airline. The local media are obsessed with the free cookies they give out on flights eventually becoming not free. The cookies are apparently a major ME symbol.

The "bait & switch," as I call call it on the seats, happens when you check in on the self-service kiosks. They just keeping popping of these options on the screen and you have to keep saying no, thanks or put you card in to charge the upgrades.
Yup. $90 just to get a couple more inches of knee room. It sucks. And I think the way they got that room was to squeeze the cheap seats in a little.
Yeah ME is a real hold out on that stuff. I had a trip to DC on them last Thanksgiving. Those cookies were pretty good -- and when they bake them is sends the smell all through the plane.
I'll be on United to Denver tomorrow. It's only a little over an hour flight from here, so I can put up with it. I come back Thursday morning, then get another flight out Thursday night to El Paso, coming back late Friday night.

Have a good trip, sir. I'm hoping to hustle home this afternoon to catch my son's piano recital....

as for legroom, economy plus one united gives you like 4" of extra legroom and on a 12 hour flight it is totally worth the upgrade cost.


My last trip out west, I was seated next to a man who clearly needed 2 seats. I hate to be rude, and would never make a scene with that person -- but when you're stuck with only half a seat for over 2 hours it gets to be a bit much. Fortunately there was an aisle seat open up a couple of rows that I could move into.


Yeah, it's a sensitive issue. No doubt about that.

as for exit row seats: i have NO problem swinging the door open in the case of an emergency. my big beef is people who blatantly abuse the carry-on rules and bring several huge items on board and take up all the overhead bin space

After he said that on the PA, he turned to me and said, "They don't listen. Nobody listens."
I had to agree.
I try to get the most uncomfortable, unsafe, pedestrian-heavy seat possible on a flight with lots of layovers. Cheap! And you should see the places I stay!

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0...
I hate people who try to jam too much stuff as carryons to avoid checking bags....

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0...
I hate people who try to ja..."
And then, after assuring her over and over that she didn't need to book two seats, only to make her do just that, the seats they gave her were nowhere near each other. Infuriating!
Yeah, I hate the folks who insist on bringing all their luggage on board. Which, sadly, includes my husband, but at least he just brings one largish bag. As I check MY luggage, it doesn't save us any time, but he is paranoid about the airlines losing his luggage.
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Larry, you seem to travel for work a lot...anyone else?
I have to give presentations on the road twice in the next week, one in Chicago and one in Orlando. Both trips are "arrive one day/leave the next". I find work travel to be exhausting, and I miss my family when I'm gone. At least Chicago is my hometown, and I'll see my friends, etc. that night. But a nondescript hotel room in Orlando? Bleh. At least there is a candy store nearby. And the flying one day and flying back the next...bleh bleh bleh. My father in law traveled one week a month when he still worked, and he loved it...but I think he liked getting away from his family, to be honest.
I realize that some people would probably love to travel for work, but I'm not one of them, so I apologize for my general negativity. Any ideas on how to reframe the experience in a more positive light? What have been your work travel experiences? What are some little things you can do to make it more tolerable?