So, anyone read any good threads lately?

[David]

I am a simple-minded person myself, so when people start to nest the entire contents of one old thread within a different dormant thread, it's like showing me that can of frozen OJ and asking me to concentrate.

But I think I've issued this warning already (to DPow, IIRC). Don't be poking at this sacred burial ground with a stick - nothing good can possibly come of it. Have ye learned nothing from all those mummy's curse movies. Also, if you're a nubile teenager and it's Friday the 13th, don't have sex with your date - the couple that are making out are all the first to be mown down.

[Paul]

and behind the grotesque white mask.... is a librarian.

[Books Ring Mah Bell]

a little old lady from Pasadena!

*shoves stick into the burial ground*