Wish Corrupter

[Kim]

Saw this on another Club.
Basically, someone wishes for something, and the next person corrupts it.
Example:
Me: I wish people would use deodorant.
Next Person: The smell of the deodorant would always make you barf!
I wish...
And it just keeps going on.

I'll start.
I wish school only lasted 4 months.

[K.L.]

That actually sounds like a cool title for a book! an evil book, muahahahaha!

You couldn't take a bath for 4 months....

I wish I had a 6 figure job that did not require my presence.

[Hazel]

Other people would probably mess it up when you weren't looking.

I wish it could be winter.

[Kim]

Sure. It'll be winter for an indescribably long time, and hail the size of books every single day.

I wish I had a tiny robot that cleaned up my room.

[lexi, Super Awesome Moderator!]

The robot would break everything exspensive, and sweep it under your bed.

I wish I could fly.

[[deleted user]]

You'd always get attacked by crazy birds when you were flying [that was so random but I cant think of anything else)

I wish I could breathe underwater!

[Kim]

Don't forget the sharks. And the fact that you can't swim as fast as a mermaid with your legs.

I wish school was filled with chocolate.

[[deleted user]]

Then you'd eat all of it and then starve because there was none left.

I wish nail polish didn't chip so easily

[lexi, Super Awesome Moderator!]

Youd be stuck woth the same color forever because it wouldnt come off.

I wish I didnt have to clean my cats literbox.

[[deleted user]]

Then you'd just let it "litter" and it would make your entire house smell.

I wish that I could own every book in the entire world

[CaptKirk42 Classic Whovian]

Then you'd never had any time to read any of them and they would be unorganized and not cataloged.

I wish we had colonies on the Moon.

[[deleted user]]

Then everyone would die out because they had breathing problems.

I wish I could own a trained leopard.

[Kim]

That's pretty cool, actually...
OH! The trained leopard would do a BIG, BIG, number 2, every single day.

I wish I had a shopping fairy that gave me good deals.

[K.L.]

The 'good deals' would be on stuff that didnt work.

I wish I had a rich uncle that left me everything.

[Gabrielle]

Then all your long lost relations will show up at your door.

I wish I could eat whatever I liked and not add weight.

[Kim]

The weight would't add, but it would add to lots of time in the loo.

I wish I had all the books that I wanted.

[lexi, Super Awesome Moderator!]

but then your house would be full of books and you couldny live there any more. Plus if you tried to get a second house, then more book woukd randomly show up

i wish i had the ability to fly