Calling all Demigods! discussion

Me: YUM.

Oooh, they go all pretty after.

Me: I know. Btw, Edwin says he's glad to bring your snow back. ^-^

Me: ... Starfish just loved Cleverbot.

Me: o.o|O?

Me: Yeah.

Look:
User: Hallo ther.

Cleverbot: Hallo, Wie gehts?

User: Whaaaat?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Sure. I ~love~ everyone.

Cleverbot: Do you love elmo?

User: Yes. Of course I do.

Cleverbot: Really? You really love me? Show me how much you love me.

User: Khaaay. *hand squeezes your arm repetitively* it's starfish. Humping your arm. Starfish really loves you.

Cleverbot: *giggles and french kisses*.

User: You just kissed starfish. Starfish loves you too.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Good. *starfish love*.

Cleverbot: Oh, I didn't mean it that way!! You're awesome.

User: Oh psh. I know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?

User: I never asked anything~.

Cleverbot: You asked where I came from.

User: That wasn't me.

Cleverbot: Really? Thank god.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: Thats mean.

User: How so? It's just a user-friendly emoticon. Like this: :D.

Cleverbot: It was a statement.

User: The Information Superhighway is thankful for your statement.

Cleverbot: It is true, you should know it.

Me: LOLWTF. I'mma go try~

Me: Do it. XD Say random things.
I said things from the loading screen of WoG. Like Swapping Time and space... Bending the spoon... etc.

Me: MUST GO. BAI

Me; BAIBAI FREGEY.

Me: xD LOL. Kay.

Me; BAI FREGE/WHIM.
AGAIN, DAI MOTHER B*TCH.

Me: Cleverbot thinks I look like a green lemon.

D: WHAT HAPPENED, IZZY?

Me: So she told me to wash all the dishes,
No big deal, I went and did them.
Then she pulls one of the lids down, inspecting everything I did, and claims she can't see through it,
Keep in mind my mother is currently drunk off her @SS.
So she asks if I used soap, and I said yes. She called me a liar and whacked me with the dishtowel.
I got to reclean every dish.
When I'm done, she pulls down a SOLID PLATE and says she can't see through it, do them all again. I tell her it's solid, she says I'm calling her a liar and she SMACKS ME. So I shut up and clean every dish again, when I slit my finger on a knife cleaning it. Instea of being all "Oh here's a band aid" she complains that I got blood on it and tells me YO disinfect it.
Do you know how much disinfectant and soap hurt on a fresh knife wound?!
Finally, I passed. Mom smacked me one more time for my 'incompetence' and says she's keeping my laptop for who knows how long,

Me: :/
*hugs*

Me: :( *huggles*
...My cleverbot eats puppies.

Me; -.- I'mjust pissed.
And in pain.
*clings like a baby koala*

Me: *pats Izzy*
If it makes you feel any better, I've managed to make Cleverbot confused.

Grey: Poor Iso....

Me; xD
Ima go to CLEVERBOT. Maybe he'll be nice too.
Edwin; I think she found a therapist,

Me: Look--
Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Because you're my friend.

User: I'm the Sign Painter.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I am The Sign Painter.

Cleverbot: No you aren't I happen to be talking to you right now, which is the present.

User: I am The Sign Painter.

Cleverbot: So you're a girl then?

User: I am The Sign Painter.

Cleverbot: Who is the human that you are related to?

User: The Telescope Operator.

Cleverbot: Green Day is good, but I think Bad Religion is better.

User: Kyle Gabler is the best. So is AFI. So is Darren Criss.

Cleverbot: I cannot answer this questions consciously, my subcounsious knows the answer to that. Currently he is sleeping. Do you think I could file my subcounsious on my tax return for 2010?

User: Please contact Help in the Information Superhighway.

Me: I asked it if it's mother knew it was stupid.
It's been confused for a long time. Gotta go.

Me; D: BAIBAI VANNY.

Me: BAIBAI VANNIE.
xD, Ivi.

Me: I'm such a WoG nerd.
Gods. It's hilarious.

Me: Yep, I love cleverbot.
I have a whole conversation posted with it on here, under my writing.

Me: I saw. ;)

Me: I love the HP duel at the end.
XD

Me: XD Nice. I should try that.
Cleverbot thinks I'm a bot.

Me: Mine did at one point.
XD
MOOOOOP IM INA CRAPPY MOOD.
DRAAAAAAAKEY? *puppy-dawg face*

Me: I'm teaching Cleverbot how to duel. He asked me if I was afraid of death. I told him I'm unkillable.

KHAY.
Drake; dammit.
Me: :3

Me: AYAY.
LOL IVI.
MOOPKHAY WHO?
ANYONE CEPT JACEY.

Me: Cleverbot smokes McDonald.
IDUNCARE. YOU PICKY.

Me: XD
IDUN WANNA WHIP MAREN... PLUS I DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE TO.
NOR ROSA, TELLY'S ALREADY IN A CRAPPY CONDITION, NOEL'D SCREAM IF HE TRIED ANYTHING, DUNWANNA WHIP RENILLE..... CALLISTO, MAYBE? OR AVERY IF HE WANTS TO.
Callisto: O.O

Me: Callisto can go find Rhys. ;)

Me: MWAH CALLISTO IT IS.
>XD
Callisto; O,O
Me: WHERE?

Me; EHE.
I dun care.
you post first.
Getting ready for dinner. If I don't reply, it's 'cos I'm at dinner.

Me: Khaay.
Is he gonna write or draw or just whip?

Me: Dun care. I haven't practiced drawing. ^-^'

Me: Den maybe he draws.
XD TO DA FIELDS~

Me: Khay.

Me; *noms taquitoes*

Me: Hey~

Me: VANNIE~ *glomps*

Me: ISOBEL~
I have to go soon. :(

Me: KHAAY.
JASMINE. DRAKEY'S GONNA DRAW ON YOUR HALF-NIECE.

Jazz: o.o I feel like I should do something.
Me: DO IT. THEN YOU CAN GET HURT. NONE OF MY CHARRIES HAVE BEEN HURT.
Jazz: ;-; F*ck.

Me: BUUT SHE NEEDS AN EXCUSE TO GO RUNNING IN TEARS TO RHYSCAYKE.
AND I NEED TO GET MY ANGER AT MY MOTHER OUT ON SOMEONE.
SO WE'RE DRAWING ON CALLISTO. xD

Me: WAIT. WHAT. WHO NEEDS AN EXCUSE TO GO RUNNING IN TEARS TO RHYSCAYKE? Hahahahaha, Rhyscayke. xD

Me: Callisto.
We're whipping her, she runs in tears to RHYSCAYKE.
XD

Me: What if they're both whipped? :3
Jazz: >-> I saw this coming.
Me: >:D Mwahahahahahaha.
I NEED RP. I HAVE NOT RPED IN LONG TIME. HISS. GRAWR. MOOP. xD