Kevin Smith Books
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by (shelved 10 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.90 — 9,240 ratings — published 2012

by (shelved 8 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.95 — 7,301 ratings — published 1998

by (shelved 7 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.79 — 2,094 ratings — published 2005

by (shelved 6 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.68 — 1,763 ratings — published 2009

by (shelved 6 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.07 — 5,866 ratings — published 2001

by (shelved 5 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.70 — 2,387 ratings — published 2007

by (shelved 4 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.67 — 498 ratings — published 1999

by (shelved 4 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.46 — 3,044 ratings — published 2009

by (shelved 4 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.84 — 616 ratings — published 2009

by (shelved 3 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.67 — 564 ratings — published 2010

by (shelved 3 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.74 — 427 ratings — published 2000

by (shelved 3 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.87 — 1,978 ratings — published 2007

by (shelved 3 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.03 — 2,097 ratings — published 2003

by (shelved 2 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.73 — 78 ratings — published

by (shelved 2 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.68 — 130 ratings — published

by (shelved 2 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.70 — 148 ratings — published 2001

by (shelved 2 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.76 — 160 ratings — published 2002

by (shelved 2 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.93 — 461 ratings — published 2015

by (shelved 2 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.75 — 280 ratings — published 2010

by (shelved 2 times as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.49 — 303 ratings — published 2001

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.25 — 72 ratings — published 2023

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.08 — 38 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.18 — 51 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.73 — 116 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.16 — 562 ratings — published 2002

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.02 — 243 ratings — published 2006

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.77 — 137 ratings — published 2012

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.56 — 43 ratings — published 2008

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.33 — 21 ratings — published 2015

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.90 — 60 ratings — published 2013

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.69 — 13 ratings — published 2003

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.55 — 146 ratings — published 2002

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.13 — 776 ratings — published 1997

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 3.72 — 2,131 ratings — published 2011

by (shelved 1 time as kevin-smith)
avg rating 4.06 — 65 ratings — published

“Like its author, this book is dedicated to Jen Schwalbach - the gorgeous mother of my child, the seductive temptress who keeps me faithful, and the friend I've always had the most fun with. My best friend, even.
Also quite like the author, this book is additionally dedicated to Jen Schwalbach asshole.
Everything above also applies here, obviously, except the "mother of my child" part: referencing my kid and my wife's brown eye in the same sentiment might come off as crude or something.
(And I have a heart: Please don't go telling my kid you read in her old man's book that she's some kinda Butt-Baby. She's gonna have a hard enough time being Silent Bob's daughter - the daughter of the "Too Fat to Fly" guy.
Also: Pleas don't tell my daughter I dedicated tge vook to her mother's sphincter. That'd be weird)”
― Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
Also quite like the author, this book is additionally dedicated to Jen Schwalbach asshole.
Everything above also applies here, obviously, except the "mother of my child" part: referencing my kid and my wife's brown eye in the same sentiment might come off as crude or something.
(And I have a heart: Please don't go telling my kid you read in her old man's book that she's some kinda Butt-Baby. She's gonna have a hard enough time being Silent Bob's daughter - the daughter of the "Too Fat to Fly" guy.
Also: Pleas don't tell my daughter I dedicated tge vook to her mother's sphincter. That'd be weird)”
― Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

“Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.”
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