Burping Books
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Robot Burp Head Smartypants (Hardcover)
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avg rating 2.70 — 125 ratings — published 2014
Breakout at the Bug Lab (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.55 — 100 ratings — published 2001
Three Burps and You're Out! (George Brown, Class Clown, #10)
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avg rating 3.86 — 84 ratings — published 2013
Trouble Magnet (George Brown, Class Clown, #2)
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avg rating 3.92 — 287 ratings — published 2010
Super Burp! (George Brown, Class Clown, #1)
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avg rating 3.91 — 725 ratings — published 2010
Bronto Eats Meat (Hardcover)
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avg rating 2.48 — 31 ratings — published 2003
Little Red: A Fizzingly Good Yarn (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.87 — 336 ratings — published 2005
Toot: (A Playful Exploration of Body Sounds and Natural Body Functions for Babies and Toddlers) (Leslie Patricelli Board Books)
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avg rating 4.36 — 1,147 ratings — published 2014
Troll Swap (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.60 — 260 ratings — published 2013
The Watermelon Seed (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.09 — 5,389 ratings — published 2013
Mind Your Manners, B.B. Wolf (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.82 — 517 ratings — published 2007
Dino Bites! (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.61 — 306 ratings — published 2013
“Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.”
― Gone Girl
― Gone Girl
“Mountains could be what happens when Father Earth eats something that doesn’t agree with him. When he burps, mountains pop up."
"That’s absurd," Keselo said, trying not to laugh.
"If you’ve got a better theory, I’d be happy to hear it," Red-Beard said mildly. "Anyway, a burp isn’t anything but air that boils up out of a man’s stomach, so Father Earth’s mountains have chunks of empty air in the middle of them—burps that didn’t quite manage to make it to the surface, you understand.”
― The Elder Gods
"That’s absurd," Keselo said, trying not to laugh.
"If you’ve got a better theory, I’d be happy to hear it," Red-Beard said mildly. "Anyway, a burp isn’t anything but air that boils up out of a man’s stomach, so Father Earth’s mountains have chunks of empty air in the middle of them—burps that didn’t quite manage to make it to the surface, you understand.”
― The Elder Gods


