Burping Books
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by (shelved 2 times as burping)
avg rating 2.71 — 124 ratings — published 2014

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 3.55 — 99 ratings — published 2001

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 3.86 — 84 ratings — published 2013

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 3.93 — 282 ratings — published 2010

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 3.92 — 718 ratings — published 2010

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 2.48 — 31 ratings — published 2003

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 3.87 — 334 ratings — published 2005

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 4.35 — 1,123 ratings — published 2014

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 3.60 — 260 ratings — published 2013

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 4.09 — 5,327 ratings — published 2013

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 3.82 — 517 ratings — published 2007

by (shelved 1 time as burping)
avg rating 3.61 — 305 ratings — published 2013

“Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.”
― Gone Girl
― Gone Girl

“Mountains could be what happens when Father Earth eats something that doesn’t agree with him. When he burps, mountains pop up."
"That’s absurd," Keselo said, trying not to laugh.
"If you’ve got a better theory, I’d be happy to hear it," Red-Beard said mildly. "Anyway, a burp isn’t anything but air that boils up out of a man’s stomach, so Father Earth’s mountains have chunks of empty air in the middle of them—burps that didn’t quite manage to make it to the surface, you understand.”
― The Elder Gods
"That’s absurd," Keselo said, trying not to laugh.
"If you’ve got a better theory, I’d be happy to hear it," Red-Beard said mildly. "Anyway, a burp isn’t anything but air that boils up out of a man’s stomach, so Father Earth’s mountains have chunks of empty air in the middle of them—burps that didn’t quite manage to make it to the surface, you understand.”
― The Elder Gods