Burping Books

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Robot Burp Head Smartypants Robot Burp Head Smartypants (Hardcover)
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avg rating 2.71 — 124 ratings — published 2014
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Breakout at the Bug Lab Breakout at the Bug Lab (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.55 — 99 ratings — published 2001
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Three Burps and You're Out! (George Brown, Class Clown, #10) Three Burps and You're Out! (George Brown, Class Clown, #10)
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avg rating 3.86 — 84 ratings — published 2013
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Excuse Me! Excuse Me! (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.16 — 96 ratings — published 2003
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Trouble Magnet (George Brown, Class Clown, #2) Trouble Magnet (George Brown, Class Clown, #2)
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avg rating 3.93 — 282 ratings — published 2010
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Super Burp! (George Brown, Class Clown, #1) Super Burp! (George Brown, Class Clown, #1)
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avg rating 3.92 — 718 ratings — published 2010
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Bronto Eats Meat Bronto Eats Meat (Hardcover)
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avg rating 2.48 — 31 ratings — published 2003
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Little Red: A Fizzingly Good Yarn Little Red: A Fizzingly Good Yarn (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.87 — 334 ratings — published 2005
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Toot: (A Playful Exploration of Body Sounds and Natural Body Functions for Babies and Toddlers) (Leslie Patricelli Board Books) Toot: (A Playful Exploration of Body Sounds and Natural Body Functions for Babies and Toddlers) (Leslie Patricelli Board Books)
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avg rating 4.35 — 1,123 ratings — published 2014
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Troll Swap Troll Swap (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.60 — 260 ratings — published 2013
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The Watermelon Seed The Watermelon Seed (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.09 — 5,327 ratings — published 2013
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Mind Your Manners, B.B. Wolf Mind Your Manners, B.B. Wolf (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.82 — 517 ratings — published 2007
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Ugly Fish Ugly Fish (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.91 — 899 ratings — published 2006
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Dino Bites! Dino Bites! (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.61 — 305 ratings — published 2013
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Gillian Flynn
“Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.”
Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

David Eddings
“Mountains could be what happens when Father Earth eats something that doesn’t agree with him. When he burps, mountains pop up."

"That’s absurd," Keselo said, trying not to laugh.

"If you’ve got a better theory, I’d be happy to hear it," Red-Beard said mildly. "Anyway, a burp isn’t anything but air that boils up out of a man’s stomach, so Father Earth’s mountains have chunks of empty air in the middle of them—burps that didn’t quite manage to make it to the surface, you understand.”
David Eddings, The Elder Gods

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