Ruth Foulis

“Even the weather seemed to be celebrating; as June approached, the days became cloudless and sultry, and all anybody felt like doing was strolling onto the grounds and flopping down on the grass with several pints of iced pumpkin juice, perhaps playing a casual game of Gobstones or watching the giant squid propel itself dreamily across the surface of the lake.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.”
― Louise Rennison, Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“The castle grounds were gleaming in the sunlight as though freshly painted; the cloudless sky smiled at itself in the smoothly sparkling lake, the satin-green lawns rippled occasionally in a gentle breeze: June had arrived.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”
― Louise Rennison , Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants