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“The truth is, being ugly isn't the thrill you'd think, but it can be an oportunity for something better than I ever imagined.
The truth is I'm sorry.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“And married peolpe always think love is the answer.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Your every emotion goes right over the top with a big audience. It's either laughter or tears, with no in-between. Those tigers in zoos, they must have a big opera all the time.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Silence.
Give me control. Give me calm. Give me restraint.
Flash.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Oh, I am just that fabulous. So sex furniture.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Give me anger.
Flash.
Give me vengeance.
Flash.
Give me total and complete justified retribution.
Flash.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“In the movie where somebody is invisible all the sudden—you know, a nuclear radiation fluke or a mad scientist recipe—and you think, what would I do if I was invisible...? Like go into the guy's locker room at Gold's Gym or, better yet, the Oakland Raiders' locker room. Stuff like that. Scope things out. Go to Tiffany's and shoplift diamond tiaras and stuff.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Give me courage.
Flash.
Give me heart.
Flash.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“You count the facts and it's so depressing.
I can only eat baby food.
My best friend screwed my fiancé.
My fiancé almost stabbed me to death.
I've set fire to a house and been pointing a rifle at innocent people all night.
My brother I hate has come back from the dead to upstage me.
I'm an invisible monster, and I'm incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“The demon say’s “Do you view sexual acts between individuals of the same gender to be an abomination?”…
“Do you approve,” the demon says, “of marriage between individuals of differing racial backgrounds?”
The demon continues without hesitation, asking, “Should the Zionist state of Israel be allowed to exist?”
Question after question, I’m stumped. Even fingers crossed. The paradox: Is God a racist, homophobic, anti-semantic ass? Or is God testing to see if I am?”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“Shining anal queen of perfection, she says, “Fuck.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Overrun with Goths wearing sandals and soaking lentils at home, the future I wanted is gone. The future I was promised. Everything I expected. The way everything was supposed to turn out. Happiness and peace and love and comfort.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Give me needy emotional whining bullshit.
Flash.
Give me self-absorbed egocentric twaddle.
Christ.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“You could choke on the silence.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Somewhere in heaven, you're on a live video Web site for God to surf.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Throughout history the most powerful rulers have been sex maniacs. And he asks, does their sex appetite come from having power, or does their will for power come from their sex appetite?”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“He can't live with knowing the future and not being able to save anyone.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection.”
― Chuck Palahniuk