John > John's Quotes

“The simple question 'What color do you want to paint that upstairs room?' might, if we follow things to their logical conclusions, be stated: 'How do I live, knowing that I will one day die and leave you?”
― Donald Antrim

“He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed.”
― Martin Amis, The Information

“The father of Egyptology was Father Athanasius Kircher.”
― Thomas E. Woods Jr.

“Thirty-five craters on the moon are named for Jesuit scientists and mathematicians. ”
― Thomas E. Woods Jr.

“All the world's a stage we're going through.”
― Lorrie Moore, Anagrams