Ellen Benefield > Ellen's Quotes

“Of all the various unpleasant ways to be aroused from a sound sleep, one of the worst is the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag. Myth Conceptions by Robert Asprin”
― Robert Asprin

“A purring noise woke him. Something furry was curled on his chest. Jarby opened one eye slowly. Something black, white, buff, and lemon-smelling. He glared at her and groaned. Stupid wytzl. Buffi chirruped and fluttered away to Poke.”
― Ellen Dawn Benefield, The Star Of Jolanest

“But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“A teleporting cat! Is she yours?" Dr. Daniel McCleod. "Suki”
― Ellen Dawn Benefield, Wyrd Wravings: An Anthology of Humorous Speculative Fiction

“If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success--Ethelred The Unready”
― Robert Asprin

“It isn't often one gets the chance to entertain one's great-great-great-grandmother. Sassinak.”
― Anne McCaffrey Elizabeth Moon

“She would have to ride the nightmare in her sleep. Only that would keep it material, or enable her to dematerialize with it.”
― Piers Anthony, Ogre, Ogre

“This live action role playing of D and D is going too far, you know. Larps are insane. You might have been killed. Where are you from? Why are you so cold?” Lori "Kiss Of The Dragon Hunter.”
― Ellen Dawn Benefield, Kiss Of The Dragon Hunter

“From the late Dixie Lee McKeone. "TSR made me started writing under Lee McKeone, insisting their mostly male readers wouldn't want to read something written by a woman. I proved them wrong and insisted on using my entire name rather than just my middle name."
(I'm one of her apprentices and that's what she told me.)”
― Dixie Lee McKeone