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“My ambition is handicapped by laziness”
― Charles Bukowski, Factotum

“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
― Alexandre Dumas-fils

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
― Pat Monahan

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
― Colleen Hoover, Point of Retreat

“Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.”
― Dave Barry

“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.”
― Dave Barry

“We were young. We were bored. And the old electroshock therapy machine was just under the stairs in a box next to the Hoover.”
― Augusten Burroughs, Running With Scissors

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
― David Sedaris