Randall Barsch > Randall's Quotes

“I was struggling to stay afloat in this barrel of bourbon, this chaotic drinking debacle that started well over two weeks ago and unlike my beloved bourbon, it only worsened with age.”
― Randall J. Barsch, The White Oak Casket

“I locked the door in a panic; I was sure I'd gone too far this time. What kind of carnage could I have wrecked in two whole weeks of black-out drinking? Surely the neighborhood watch would have no more of my shenanigans. Soon they'd amass out front with pitchforks and torches to run me out of town.”
― Randall J. Barsch, The White Oak Casket

“As clear as the sky on a cloudy day. Yah, I remember it, alright.”
― Randall J. Barsch, The White Oak Casket