Dan > Dan's Quotes

“What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?”
― Mel Gibson

“Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
― Mel Brooks