L.L. > L.L.'s Quotes

“I don't know, Pepper. I have large chunks of my childhood missing thanks to her and her Benadryl supply.”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?”
― Mercy Celeste, Wicked Game

“Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close.
"Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first.
"Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath.”
― Damon Suede, Hot Head

“What was that you were saying about my mother?"

"She likes big dicks." Deacon slammed him hard in the gut, knocking him to the floor. "So does your wife.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“We seem to be oil and water."

"More like gasoline and a match.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“Something wrong?"

"No." David's voice was low and full of emotion. "I just wanted to look at you."

"What do you see?"

"My future.”
― Shira Anthony, Prelude

“I don’t know. We’ve kissed. It was nice.”

“Nice? Nice is getting an extra shot of espresso in a latte. Nice is finding a dollar on the street. Nice is generic.”
― L.L. Bucknor, Making a Little Wrong into Something Right

“O'Reilly, I've been running from the worst of myself all my life, and now it looks like the best of me just caught up.”
― Mel Bossa, Split

“No, you don’t get to touch yourself in my car.”

“Why not?” It wasn’t a whine, it wasn’t. My voice was too deep to whine. It was more of a… whoan. Or something. I couldn’t think.

“Three reasons. One, I don’t want to get into an accident trying to keep my eyes on you. Two, if I got into an accident, or if we were pulled over for indecent exposure, the mood killing would be the least of our problems. Three,” and here it was, the tone I loved, that I could barely wait for even though I knew I wasn’t going to like what he had to say, “for the rest of the night, that’s mine. Don’t touch it.”
― Cari Z., Making It Work

“Handsome hero wanted.
Brave in the face of certain danger.
Must be willing to get naked with other species.
At least six-inch penis required.
Fee is negotiable.”
― James Cox, Handsome Hero Wanted

“Wow, so he’d been called queer. It hurt, of course it did, he’d done nothing wrong. He was no different to the person he was twenty-four hours ago, or seven days ago, or a month ago or even a year ago. At least, no different in any way that counted. He didn’t hurt people, steal or manipulate. He was a good person. He knew that, his friends knew that, his family knew that. He wasn’t going to let one word get to him.”
― Olley White, Game On

“I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear.
"Maybe he's got one... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, GhosTV

“Very sorry. I’m wet. I mean, you made me wet.” Nope, not any better. Now, he sounded like a pervert. “You didn’t make me wet.”
― L.L. Bucknor, Geeking Out on 11C

“Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.”
― Olley White, Fighting Dirty Too

“What should I wear? Business casual? No visible piercings?” “Please don’t hide yourself on my family’s account. We are not the type to discriminate.” When Ish was away from work, he’d wear his eyebrow and nose piercings, uncover his tattoos from beneath the stuffy business clothes. That’s what Adan loved the most—when Ish could be himself.”
― L.L. Bucknor, Kiss Me At Kwanzaa