Ma. > Ma.'s Quotes

“I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Want

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

“I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33