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“Do your thing and don't care if they like it.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“People wait until they have a need for some history and then they customize it to suit their purposes.”
― Neal Stephenson, Reamde

“There are always fuckups, and there is always a goat. Sometimes the goat is you.”
― Neal Stephenson, Reamde

“Maybe we should go back and get their guns,” Marlon suggested. “That’s how it would work in a video game,” Csongor said, which was his way of agreeing.”
― Neal Stephenson, Reamde

“Not that it would be wasting my time to chat in a bar with a good-looking woman, obviously, but I wanted to know as much as possible going in, because under the impact of a woman’s direct gaze I am likely to suffer a mind wipe.”
― Kim Stanley Robinson, New York 2140

“No one cares about books, that’s why you can write anything you want in them.”
― Kim Stanley Robinson, New York 2140

“The outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab. said Fran Lebowitz”
― Kim Stanley Robinson, New York 2140

“Bump stood in the middle of the room, wrapped in a heavy fur coat, with a black silk top hatcovering his fuzzy head and unnecessary sunglasses hiding his pale face. He looked like the Abominable Snowpimp.”
― Stacia Kane, Unholy Ghosts

“Yes, I see that you are behaving like a prince but that doesn't mean you won't behave like a devil at the first opportunity.”
― Deborah Harkness, A Discovery of Witches

“She asked me what type of contraceptive I use.
Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.”
― Melina Marchetta, Looking for Alibrandi

“I think that we vote, not to get the best party in, but to keep the worst party out.”
― Melina Marchetta, Looking for Alibrandi

“We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot."
"Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.”
― Melina Marchetta, Looking for Alibrandi

“He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. "Okay, would you like pizza?"
"I don't think you deserve my company but I feel sorry for you so I'll say yes."
"God help me," he said, half under his breath.”
― Melina Marchetta, Looking for Alibrandi

“I think if I'm ever asked to recall what Year Twelve was all about, I'll remember it as one big cappuccino experience.”
― melina marchetta, Looking for Alibrandi

“No, I would say they are more arseholey than you.”
― Jenny Colgan, Working Wonders

“Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“Blessed are the dumbfucks.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal