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“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
― Benjamin Franklin

“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”
― Terry Pratchett

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
― Ernest Hemingway