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  • #1
    Frank Zappa
    “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #2
    Frank Zappa
    “Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.”
    Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

  • #3
    Frank Zappa
    “Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.”
    Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

  • #4
    Frank Zappa
    “Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
    Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”
    Frank Zappa

  • #5
    Frank Zappa
    “Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #6
    Frank Zappa
    “I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #7
    Frank Zappa
    “You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”
    Frank Zappa
    tags: beer

  • #8
    Frank Zappa
    “Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #9
    Neil deGrasse Tyson
    “We spend the first year of a child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the rest of its life to shut up and sit down. There's something wrong there.”
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

  • #10
    Neil deGrasse Tyson
    “People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah's ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need to separate church and state; it's about the need to separate ignorant, scientifically illiterate people from the ranks of teachers.”
    Neil deGrasse Tyson



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