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“There are few things in the world that make me angrier than poverty, the lack of basic human civil rights, and the fact that most women’s clothes don’t have pockets.Obviously the first two are more pressing, but the pockets thing is pretty irritating too.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Nothing hides the ugly like a smile,” as her mother was so quick to say when life beat her down.”
― Michaelbrent Collings, Terminal

“Someone gave it to me as a gift.” Yikes. Getting a book called How to Survive a Horror Movie as a gift? That’s like your spouse signing you up for life insurance “which you’ll probably never even need.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

“I hope you brought your Bible because this one needs the demons driven out. Her feminine wiles are out of control.”
― Jessa Kane, Preacher Man

“Can I kiss you?” she barely whispered, her eyes moving to my lips. I nodded, and she touched her mouth to mine, her arms going around me.”
― Selena Kitt, Taken

“Rules for Peasants Reading This Book 1. Whilst reading this glorious and inspirational guide to life, a full prostration upon the floor (face down, arms outstretched) is preferred but a kneel is okay. But do it with feeling. And don’t try one of those half-hearted one-knees-bent poses! Kneeling means both knees!”
― Henry VIII, Unleash Your Inner Tudor: Henry VIII’s Inspirational Guide to a Completely Sizzling, Sparkly, Tyrannical, Much Wider, Demanding, and Sexier You

“Tudor Life Tip: Children aren’t born cruel, violent, or sociopathic. So it takes an exhausting amount of neglect and callousness to prepare them for leadership!”
― Henry VIII, Unleash Your Inner Tudor: Henry VIII’s Inspirational Guide to a Completely Sizzling, Sparkly, Tyrannical, Much Wider, Demanding, and Sexier You

“I give you permission to go home with them and do the kind of filthy things you’ll embarrass your grandchildren with stories about when you’re old and senile and drunk on red wine.”
― Katee Robert, Theirs for the Night

“Galen gave the slightest shake of his head. “Only to start. Theo and I have known each other a long time, and we’re very, very good at sharing.”
― Katee Robert, Theirs for the Night

“I want to earn your cock, Galen. Tell me what I need to do.”
― Katee Robert, Theirs for the Night

“You were wearing a skirt nearly as short as this. Were you hoping he’d finger you right in front of me?” Embarrassment and desire twine through me. “Maybe.” My breath catches in my throat as his hand shift higher, his rough palm against my bare skin. I swallow hard. “Maybe I was hoping you’d do it.”
― Katee Robert, Your Dad Will Do

“Love is patient, love is kind.” She smiled. “Love means oral sex without the pressure to reciprocate.”
― Jill Shalvis, The Trouble with Mistletoe

“Xeon’s hand came around her and pulled her into his body. He felt so warm and safe. She snuggled closer to him. Kyro lay on his side so she could hold him to her chest. She felt like the perfect middle of a delicious sandwich.”
― Milly Taiden, That Girl is Poison

“Their hands are everywhere, touching each other, pulling each other closer, which drives them deeper inside me. I am merely the vessel for their lust and, fuck, it’s so hot I can barely stand it. I moan and roll my hips as much as I can, chasing the building pressure deep inside me.”
― Katee Robert, Gifting Me To His Best Friend

“She had seen dicks before. Small ones, curved ones. Ugly ones. But this… It was a masterpiece. He deserved a Golden Cock Award.”
― Milly Taiden, Taming London

“After years of getting off on one-night stands or porn and my right hand, the way she wants me is a drug. The way I want her is devastating.”
― A. Anders, Daddy Crush

“Sometimes love is a risk. The best kind of risk, and you deserve all the love.”
― Erin McLellan, Stocking Stuffers

“Please date me for real, Benji. I like you like you. Stay with me. Give me sunshine and excitement and unexpected laughter and you. Give me you.”
― Erin McLellan, Candy Hearts

“It was basically a romance novel waiting to happen. Benji would probably meet a cowboy billionaire there, then one thing would lead to another and there would only be one bed!”
― Erin McLellan, Candy Hearts

“With his lips pressed to the sweet hollow behind Charlie’s jaw, Patrick started to lose his fight for control. Not of the situation. Not of Charlie’s hands. But of himself. Of his heart.”
― Erin McLellan, Small City Heart

“As a rule she thought that cocks were pretty, but this man’s penis was a goddamn work of art.”
― Ellie Mae MacGregor, The Naughty List

“Please be real. Please don’t ever stop.”
― Garrett Leigh, Hometown Christmas

“I’m going to take that as a yes.” “You should. That was amazing.” Gavin laughed, soft and sweet. “Should hope so. We’ve done it in my head enough times.” “Same, man. Same.”
― Garrett Leigh, Hometown Christmas

“No one ever tells you ‘this is the last time you’ll see this person in your life.’ There’s never a warning, never a clue. You just drift slowly apart, until one day the visits become phone calls and the phone calls become text messages and then texts become so infrequent, you forget about those too.”
― Krista Wolf, The Boys Who Loved Me

“I begged for them to come all over me, to cover me in their collective seed. I wanted to feel their hot, sticky love on every inch of my skin.”
― Cassie Cole, Unwrapped

“She was happily going to fuck this demon.”
― Chace Verity, Deal with the Demon

“Yes, she was in love with a demon. The sweetest, gentlest, sexiest demon ever.”
― Chace Verity, Deal with the Demon

“Holy shit. The idea of being owned by him steals my ability to make words.”
― Katee Robert, My Dad's Best Friend

“Maybe you shouldn’t trust me at all. The things I want to do to you, baby girl. I want to fucking defile you.”
― Katee Robert, My Dad's Best Friend

“Get on your knees,” he says without blinking. “I’m going to teach you how to blow my best friend.” Queue the quivering labia again.”
― Brill Harper, All Together