Dave H > Dave's Quotes

“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
― Gustave Flaubert

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

“I pulled a bloody tampon out of my cooch.”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“Pastors are men! Pastors need pussy too! Pastors eat pussy too!”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“Don’t come yet, boy! You betta hold onto God’s unchanging hand! You betta hold yo mule while you shout!”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1