Lex > Lex's Quotes

“Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”
― Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

“When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?
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― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale