David > David's Quotes

“You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.”
― Tim Minchin

“Arts degrees are awesome. And they help you find meaning where there is none. And let me assure you, there is none. Don’t go looking for it. Searching for meaning is like searching for a rhyme scheme in a cookbook: you won’t find it and you’ll bugger up your soufflé.”
― Tim Minchin

“Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true. When will you realize... Vienna waits for you.”
― Billy Joel