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“He is a ghost he shouldn't be watching soapies!”
― Rachel Lawson, The Magicians: Lend me your ears: first book of the series

“Now I have a ghost and a grim reaper in my lounge room!" said Lance Infuriated.
"A Grim Reaper where?" asked the ghost in horror.
"Me, the grand reaper,", said. Blake more engrossed in the television than the ghost who he saw as no problem.
"Grand reaper what's that?" the ghost asked.
"Another name for a couch potato!" Lance hissed,
"King of the Grim reapers he's meant to get rid of you!”
― Rachel Lawson, The Magicians: Lend me your ears: first book of the series

“Hello, my son is possessed," a man said on the phone to a Shaman.

"What proof do you have?" asked the Shaman.

"He is acting like a psychopath he is disrespectful and dangerous and he rambles about being an avenging angel." moaned a man in a lab coat and glasses.

"Has he spoken to a doctor he sounds like he needs a psychologist, not a Shaman," said the Shaman.

"His doctor thinks he needs to be convinced he's been exorcised to make him heal he is deluded," said Dr Blake Alexander his son's doctor.”
― Rachel Lawson