Adam Huber > Adam Huber's Quotes

“If you're going to read this, don't bother.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.”
― Bret Easton Ellis, The Rules of Attraction