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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
― Mark Twain

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
― George Carlin

“Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?”
― Bob Marley

“If you get down and you quarrel everyday, you're saying praises to the devil, I say.”
― Bob Marley

“Love would never leave us alone”
― Bob Marley

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“Overcome the devils with a thing called love. ”
― Bob Marley