Kimberly Dalferes > Kimberly's Quotes

“If your shoes stick to the bar floor, you may need to re-think using the bar bathroom.”
― Kimberly J Dalferes, I Was in Love with a Short Man Once: And Other Tales from a Crazy Southern Irish Gal

“All women need get-out-of-jail girlfriends.”
― Kimberly J Dalferes, I Was in Love with a Short Man Once: And Other Tales from a Crazy Southern Irish Gal

“Put on your black boots & a red coat and rule the world.”
― Kimberly J Dalferes, I Was in Love with a Short Man Once: And Other Tales from a Crazy Southern Irish Gal

“A girl should NEVER attend a party with hairy knees.”
― Kimberly J Dalferes, I Was in Love with a Short Man Once: And Other Tales from a Crazy Southern Irish Gal

“Hitch up your magic fishing panties and get on the boat.”
― Kimberly J Dalferes, I Was in Love with a Short Man Once: And Other Tales from a Crazy Southern Irish Gal