Claire Armstrong > Claire's Quotes

“This is my child, he said. I wash a dead man's brains out of his hair. That is my job.”
― Cormac McCarthy, The Road

“Horror is a feeling that cannot last long; human nature is incapable of supporting it.”
― Halcyon Classics, The Golden Age of Science Fiction Vol. I

“You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“They’re both bungholes who think they’re too noble to shit,”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones