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“Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”
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Gary Larson,
The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994
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“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
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The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
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“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
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