Sal > Sal's Quotes

“Truly there would be reason to go mad were it not for music.”
― Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky

“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”
― David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

“If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings”
― David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“We are the cosmos made conscious and life is the means by which the universe understands itself.”
― Brian Cox