Michael Ebner > Michael's Quotes

“Do you think there are more good things in life or bad things?”
― Michael Ebner, The New Bad Thing

“They’ll make the shorter version of your life come true.”
― Michael Ebner, The New Bad Thing

“Their excessive consumption of fiction was an essential distraction from their broken home.”
― Michael Ebner, Movie Game

“If getting into Heaven was based on interesting elevator conversation then there would be more suits lined up to Hell than the eye could ever see.”
― Michael Ebner, All The Talk Is Dead

“People in his everyday – cashiers, bus drivers, teachers – were always much cooler or more evil in his memories. His mind had no time for the mundane – adding creative character and plot embellishments to everyone and everything for his sanity’s survival.”
― Michael Ebner, Movie Game

“Snack consumption was legal but Joe expected anyone dining on the distracting shit to synchronize chewing with car chases and shootouts regardless of the genre. The Popcorn Pig was treating the space like a pie eating contest. The buttery snack was his instrument and he was doing a sound check with the venue's acoustics.”
― Michael Ebner, Movie Game

“You know mistreating an animal is one thing, because we all like bacon and eggs, but mistreating a human being and a family member, well, that's just down right unforgivable.”
― Michael Ebner