Robert Roberts > Robert's Quotes

“Fiction is only fiction because it is yet to be proven.”
― Robert M. Roberts

“If you don't have a sense of humor, then you have nothing at all.”
― Robert M. Roberts

“I don't care what my other personalities think about me.”
― Robert M. Roberts

“If you want to save the planet, then stop reproducing and allow humanity to go extinct. Let the animals inherit the Earth, we're not worthy.”
― Robert M. Roberts

“Capital Punishment is simply the disposal of a defective product. Nothing more and nothing less.”
― Robert M. Roberts

“Life is like a Road Atlas. Depending on the direction you choose, some roads may lead to heaven, and others may lead you to hell.”
― Robert M. Roberts

“Animals never hurt your feelings or disappoint. Only humans have that ability.”
― Robert M. Roberts

“If someone says they do not lie, it's because they haven't been asked the right question.”
― Robert M. Roberts