J.P. Galuska > J.P.'s Quotes

“Learning the difference between God's intervention, the devil's mischief, and PMS can lead to increased happiness.”
― JP Galuska

“Some days I'd like to start a column about my husband. Then I remember my kids.”
― J.P. Galuska

“You are as great as you allow yourself to be.”
― JP Galuska

“Have you ever been seduced by a ghost? Are you sure about that?”
― J.P. Galuska

“I cast a spell to make me Juliet. It worked. But I forgot that Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy. I got what I asked for.”
― Douglas Rees, The Juliet Spell