Kendra > Kendra's Quotes

“Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today.
That's why they don't get linen”
― Kinky Friedman

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
― Mel Brooks