Malia Haberman > Malia's Quotes

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
― Terry Johnson, Insignificance

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.”
― Laurel Thatcher Ulrich, Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!”
― Audrey Hepburn

“My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda of dominance. He taught me that a real man doesn’t take, he gives; he doesn’t use force, he uses logic; doesn’t play the role of trouble-maker, but rather, trouble-shooter; and most importantly, a real man is defined by what’s in his heart, not his pants.”
― Kevin Smith

“Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“We're all entitled to our different likes and dislikes. Imagine the world if we all liked the same things.”
― Malia Ann Haberman, Chase Tinker and the House of Magic (Chase Tinker, #1)'

“Yeah, right. Instead of watching TV, we'll practice our weird magical powers. Great. What's next? Zooming around on flying carpets?”
― Malia Ann Haberman, Chase Tinker and the House of Magic (Chase Tinker, #1)'

“This is the Self-Esteem Looking-Glass. You have to look in the mirror and compliment yourself.”
― Malia Ann Haberman, Chase Tinker and the House of Magic (Chase Tinker, #1)'

“Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!”
― Sylvester Stallone, Rocky Balboa

“You can never, never have too many books”
― Drew Barrymore

“Anything is Possible!”
― Sealove

“Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work.”
― Gustave Flaubert

“So many things are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible.”
― Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

“I'm single because I was born that way.”
― Mae West

“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”
― Mae West

“God is Love, my friends- nothing more, nothing less.”
― Sylvia Browne, Life on the Other Side: A Psychic's Tour of the Afterlife