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“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

“If you wish for a world without war, start with yourself.”
― Meng Xi Shi, Thousand Autumns: Qian Qiu (Novel) Vol. 1

“Light was something you gave me; warmth was something you brought me. All the blood that races through my heart is because of you. Without you, I wouldn’t have made it to today.”
― Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou, Remnants of Filth: Yuwu (Novel) Vol. 1

“When you declare something, even if it’s obvious to everyone already, it becomes real.”
― Vitor Martins, Here the Whole Time

“I’ve always been so busy trying to avoid being unhappy that I never found a way to be happy.”
― Vitor Martins, Here the Whole Time

“No but . . . God in heaven, I’m an idiot.” “I hope you’re not expecting any arguments from me on this score?” “God,” said Bonny again, pressing the heel of his hand hard against his brow. “What is wrong with me?” “I could make some suggestions.”
― Alexis Hall, Something Fabulous

“Humans judge both other people and other things through the self, so if the self has no joy, then heaven and earth have no joy.”
― Meng Xi Shi, Thousand Autumns: Qian Qiu (Novel) Vol. 3

“This was a hard job, and some days you felt like hanging every grumbling son of a rabid bitch in sight,”
― Darren Dash, Father of the Future

“Sometimes you lose, and that’s a bitch, but sometimes you win, and that’s the biggest buzz there is.”
― Darren Dash, Father of the Future

“she has this rigid idea of who I am in her mind, and she always wants me to fit that picture perfectly.”
― Phil Stamper, Golden Boys

“Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought stupid than to open it and remove all doubt,”
― Ross Welford, What Not to Do If You Turn Invisible

“I probably look like a demented horse being annoyed by flies.”
― Ross Welford, What Not to Do If You Turn Invisible

“I felt like a peacock. A very unprepared peacock. No. A turkey dressed as a peacock. A turkey that might end up on a dinner table because, once everyone saw through the ruse of it being a peacock, they’d want to eat it. Great. Now I was strangely hungry.”
― F.T. Lukens, So This Is Ever After

“Those used technology and physics, though, while Jake’s current wooden bow used magic or system-fuckery of some kind.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter

“Well, I am the Malefic Viper… Nice to meet you and all that crap," he said, waving dismissively. "Now fuck off.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter

“So, he prayed. His prayer was as humble as can be. "I fucking swear, you stupid snake, if I end up dying from drinking mushroom juice, I am going to return from the dead and hunt you down.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter

“They weren’t going to catch me. I was the motherfucking Gingerbread Man.”
― F.T. Lukens, Spell Bound

“In other words, dungeon-fuckery was going on—a subcategory of the almighty system-fuckery.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 2

“lightly pecked him on the mouth, no more than a dragonfly’s touch upon the water.”
― Meng Xi Shi, Thousand Autumns: Qian Qiu (Novel) Vol. 5

“Surprisingly, he really was getting ready to work. This was a rare phenomenon, witnessing Master Shiliu doing something productive—an uncommon occurrence comparable to flowers blossoming on an iron tree.”
― Priest, Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 1

“As long as you have food to eat and clothes to wear, as long as you can sleep without worrying about the next day, that’s already the best life you can possibly live.”
― Priest, Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 1

“Maybe he didn’t have the energy, or maybe it was because he had just bled. After choosing to shed blood, a person often couldn’t manage to shed tears—there was only so much water in the body, and one had to take priority.”
― Priest, Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 1

“Chang Geng was torn between heartache and a strong desire to beat him to death.”
― Priest, Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 1

“some people really were remarkably proficient at hitting right where it hurt.”
― Priest, Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 2

“there are no secrets in this world that can be perfectly concealed—merely those who fail to observe the subtlest clues.”
― Priest, Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 2

“That had to be a sign from some deity (or Michelle Obama or whoever brings all of humanity together) and as good a lead-in as any to spill the rainbow-colored beans.”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“that was fan-fucking-tastic!”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“When a person’s attitude toward someone began to change, they began to see the other in a different light as well.”
― Priest, Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 3

“The suffering of mankind lies not in letting go but in holding on. The more things you hold, the fuller your hands, and the more they will weigh you down with every step forward.”
― Priest, Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 3

“after years of wishful thinking, it takes but a moment to fall fully into delirium.”
― Priest, Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 3