Brian > Brian's Quotes

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
― Lucille Ball

“... gay marriage rights coming and going, always being an issue for the voting public when it should be an individual‘s private choice.”
― G.A. Hauser, Being Screwed

“Stop playing hard to get"
"I'm hard to get. I'm not playing.”
― G. A. Hauser, The Crush

“Because people should not be punished for loving and hoping and holding their hearts open.”
― Damon Suede, Hot Head

“You tell him for me: if he fucks with you, if he lays one Russian knuckle on you, your buddy is coming after him and someone's gonna need a screen door to fish out the pieces.”
― Damon Suede, Hot Head

“Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close.
"Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first.
"Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath.”
― Damon Suede, Hot Head

“The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism.”
― Wole Soyinka