Snot > Snot's Quotes

“I am brave, and I am brilliant, and I am strong..”
― Lisa Jewell, Then She Was Gone

“The worst thing was finding a used tampon on the floor a few days ago. A used, bloody tampon. I wanted to throw up.”
― Freida McFadden, The Housemaid

“You are the one who started dating this Broccoli.” I roll my eyes. “His name is Brock.”
― Freida McFadden, The Housemaid's Secret

“The last dungeon Borant managed didn’t have rest areas, and the crawlers were pissing and crapping all over the place. Crawlers lose viewers when they’re shitting in the middle of a hallway. It’s gross.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“That was not my intention.” “Really?” Evie said, shrugging. “If someone’s willing to trade me for sexual favors without my consent”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“Evie took another step toward him, noting a touch of shame, just for a moment, in her father’s worn face. “I never had the Mystic Illness. I lied.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“What could be better…for The Villain’s whore.” Evie closed her palm and her eyes, feeling the burn of pain in every pore, feeling it pulse in her blood. “Actually,” she rasped out. She opened her eyes. “I’m. His. Fucking. Assistant,” she whispered and smiled, before whipping the dagger up and slitting his throat.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“Together”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook