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“Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president.”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“Yo mamma’s so old her memory comes in black and white. Yo mamma’s so old she was playmates with Adam and Eve.”
― The Moma Factory, Yo Mamma! The Planets Funniest Yo Mamma!, 2nd Edition