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    Carrie Fisher
    “Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.”
    Carrie Fisher, Postcards from the Edge

  • #2
    Carrie Fisher
    “There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.”
    Carrie Fisher

  • #3
    Carrie Fisher
    “Instant gratification takes too long.”
    Carrie Fisher

  • #4
    Carrie Fisher
    “Anyway, George comes up to me the first day of filming and he takes one look at the dress and says, 'You can't wear a bra under that dress.'
    So, I say, 'Okay, I'll bite. Why?'
    And he says, 'Because... there's no underwear in space.'
    I promise you this is true, and he says it with such conviction too! Like he had been to space and looked around and he didn't see any bras or panties or briefs anywhere.
    Now, George came to my show when it was in Berkeley. He came backstage and explained why you can't wear your brassiere in other galaxies, and I have a sense you will be going to outer space very soon, so here's why you cannot wear your brassiere, per George. So, what happens is you go to space and you become weightless. So far so good, right? But then your body expands??? But your bra doesn't- so you get strangled by your own bra. Now I think that this would make a fantastic obit- so I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.”
    Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

  • #5
    Carrie Fisher
    “I feel I'm very sane about how crazy I am.”
    Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

  • #6
    Carrie Fisher
    “Resentment is like drinking a poison and waiting for the other person to die.”
    Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

  • #7
    Carrie Fisher
    “I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!”
    Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

  • #8
    Victoria Schwab
    “I'd rather die on an adventure than live standing still.”
    V.E. Schwab, A Darker Shade of Magic

  • #9
    Victoria Schwab
    “I apologize for anything I might have done. I was not myself.”
    “I apologize for shooting you in the leg.” said Lila. “I was myself entirely.”
    V.E. Schwab, A Darker Shade of Magic

  • #10
    V.E. Schwab
    “I'm not going to die," she said. "Not till I've seen it."
    "Seen what?"
    Her smile widened. "Everything.”
    V.E. Schwab, A Darker Shade of Magic



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