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“I can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“I am a homebody, through and through, and there’s nothing like being home.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“knew he was a book lover, but to be the same kind of book lover I am? It makes my insides melt.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Don't threaten me with a good time”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“An eight-hour flight, and there’s no movie,” I say to myself, glaring at the screenless seat back in front of me. “Maybe they’re hoping your life flashing in front of your eyes will be distraction enough.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“I feel like I should apologize,” I say. “You did throw up directly afterward.” He laughs quietly, under his breath. “As if that would be my reaction to seeing you naked, Olive.” The door opens and closes again. When I turn to ask him what he meant, he’s gone. •”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Ethan Thomas is doing something weird to my emotions.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“the only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Work like a captain, play like a pirate.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Ethan,” he supplies, and his dazzling smile punches me right in the vagina. “Ethan Thomas.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“She’s candy-sweet at the surface and probably terrible at communicating negative emotions. Meanwhile, I’m like a sour patch kid on the surface, but will happily detail all the ways I think the world is going to hell.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Those of us who aren’t summoned by the Dark Mark consider honesty to be a virtue.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners