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  • #1
    Lewis Carroll
    “Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, “What road do I take?”

    The cat asked, “Where do you want to go?”

    “I don’t know,” Alice answered.

    “Then,” said the cat, “it really doesn’t matter, does it?”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

  • #2
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #3
    Groucho Marx
    “I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
    Groucho Marx, Groucho and Me

  • #4
    Groucho Marx
    “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #5
    Groucho Marx
    “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #6
    Lewis Carroll
    “She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

  • #7
    Lewis Carroll
    “Why it's simply impassible!
    Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
    Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone’s mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

  • #11
    Mae West
    “I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
    Mae West

  • #12
    Mae West
    “I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
    Mae West

  • #13
    Mae West
    “I'm single because I was born that way.”
    Mae West

  • #14
    W.C. Fields
    “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
    W.C. Fields

  • #15
    W.C. Fields
    “You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.”
    W.C. Fields

  • #16
    Winston S. Churchill
    “If you are going through hell, keep going.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #17
    Seanan McGuire
    “Never tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back." —Evelyn Baker”
    Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

  • #18
    Seanan McGuire
    “Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.”
    Seanan McGuire, An Artificial Night

  • #19
    William Shakespeare
    “Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more.
    Men were deceivers ever,
    One foot in sea, and one on shore,
    To one thing constant never.
    Then sigh not so, but let them go,
    And be you blithe and bonny,
    Converting all your sounds of woe
    Into hey nonny, nonny.

    Sing no more ditties, sing no more
    Of dumps so dull and heavy.
    The fraud of men was ever so
    Since summer first was leafy.
    Then sigh not so, but let them go,
    And be you blithe and bonny,
    Converting all your sounds of woe
    Into hey, nonny, nonny.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #20
    William Shakespeare
    “He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #21
    William Shakespeare
    “Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #22
    William Shakespeare
    “Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.

    BENEDICK
    Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.

    BEATRICE
    I took no more pains for those thanks than you take
    pains to thank me: if it had been painful, I would
    not have come.

    BENEDICK
    You take pleasure then in the message?

    BEATRICE
    Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife's
    point ... You have no stomach,
    signior: fare you well.

    Exit

    BENEDICK
    Ha! 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come in
    to dinner;' there's a double meaning in that...”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #23
    William Shakespeare
    “What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?

    Beatrice: Is it possible disdain should die while she hath
    such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick?”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #24
    William Shakespeare
    “Officers, what offence have these men done?

    DOGBERRY
    Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have
    belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #25
    William Shakespeare
    “Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart; for, truly, I love none.

    A dear happiness to women: they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #26
    William Shakespeare
    “Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband.

    BEATRICE
    Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a pierce of valiant dust? to make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl? No, uncle, I'll none: Adam's sons are my brethren; and, truly, I hold it a sin to match in my kindred.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #27
    William Shakespeare
    “I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy
    eyes—and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #28
    William Shakespeare
    “Well, then, go you into hell?

    BEATRICE
    No, but to the gate; and there will the devil meet me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and say 'Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you to heaven; here's no place for you maids:' so deliver I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the heavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, and there live we as merry as the day is long.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #29
    William Shakespeare
    “Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost thou not suspect my years? O that he were here to write me down an ass! But masters, remember that I am an ass. Though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass. No, thou villain, thou art full of piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness. I am a wise fellow, and which is more, an officer, and which is more, a householder, and which is more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in Messina, and one that knows the law, go to . . . and one that hath two gowns, and everything handsome about him. Bring him away. O that I had been writ down an ass!”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #30
    William Shakespeare
    “Time goes on crutches till love have all his rites.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing



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