David > David's Quotes

“Do it, my fellow Americans! Do it for every adolescent
anomic skank genius cloistered in his room, getting cranked,
rabidly humping his sampler as he confects some heretical,
monstrous persona for himself and dreams of an orgiastic,
blood-soaked apocalypse. Yes, the /impudence!/ We have
/nothing/ in this life of suffocating obligation but our
own motherfucking impudence! For God's sake, give us this
day our motherfucking big-dick impudence!!”
― Mark Leyner, The Tetherballs of Bougainville

“If you eat, there will be shit. It's like Newton's Law or something.”
― Oriana Small, Girlvert: A Porno Memoir

“I don't need to fuck anyone to win an award for fucking.”
― Oriana Small, Girlvert: A Porno Memoir

“For wine is the color of blood and the texture of tears, and you can drink it to warm your belly and piss it out to get rid of it. And forget the whole damned mess that is too much for any man to face.”
― Oakley Hall, Warlock

“I should think it might be difficult to possess a wife whom almost every other man in town has known so intimately, but no doubt True Love Conquers All.”
― Oakley Hall, Warlock