Chris > Chris's Quotes

“I wish I knew as much now as I did when I was a teenager!”
― Chris Penningroth

“I'm probably smarter than you are. But I doubt it.”
― Chris Penningroth

“Me: “I have good news, and I have bad news. Which do you want me to explain first?”
Nearly Everyone: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “The bad news is that I’m a pessimist, and I don’t have any bad news. The good news is. . . .”
― Chris Penningroth

“My photographic memory faded and couldn’t make the transition to digital.”
― Chris Penningroth

“Far too many Americans formulate their own personal expert opinions based on the Golden Rule and the Eight-second Soundbyte.”
― Chris Penningroth

“The possibility of occurrence of a horror is not negated simply because it is too terrible to contemplate.”
― Chris Penningroth

“If all we’re prepared for is unconventional warfare, suddenly a massed conventional attack becomes an asymmetric advantage.”
― Chris Penningroth

“The commandment was to ‘Love thy neighbor,’ not ‘Love thy government.”
― Chris Penningroth

“I'm beginning to wonder when the Doomsday Clock will be reset to five minutes before 1939?”
― Chris Penningroth