Jacob > Jacob's Quotes

“If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“I'm gonna read a book. From beginning to end. In that order.”
― George Costanza

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein