Ellen > Ellen's Quotes

“Confession is good for all of us, but even better for you than for me.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“When you have nothing to say, one of your alternatives is to keep your trap shut.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“When I’m alone, I’m in the company of the most interesting dog I know.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“Cats are greedy, whereas I merely want all the scraps.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“Don’t take anything for granite. That’s what tombstones are made of.”
― John R. Erickson, Hank the Cowdog

“A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.”
― Theodore Roosevelt