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  • #1
    Abraham Lincoln
    “Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
    Abraham Lincoln

  • #2
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #3
    Ken Liu
    “Sir, a reformed man is worth ten men virtuous from birth, for he understands temptation and will strive the harder to not stray.”
    Ken Liu, The Grace of Kings

  • #4
    Liam Perrin
    “Let me tell you a secret Thomas, the first step in becoming something is deciding you are the thing already.  The rest is just polishing.”
    Liam Perrin, Sir Thomas the Hesitant and the Table of Less Valued Knights

  • #5
    Daniel Polansky
    “There was a Brazilian hippie I met once on a path in a jungle near a beach who gave me a half of his coconut, and I never felt that I properly thanked him. So, thanks.”
    Daniel Polansky, She Who Waits

  • #6
    Nicholas Eames
    “Among them is a renegade king, he who sired five royal heirs without ever unzipping his pants. A man to whom time has imparted great wisdom and an even greater waistline, whose thoughtless courage is rivalled only by his unquenchable thirst.

    At his shoulder walks a sorcerer, a cosmic conversationalist. Enemy of the incurable rot, absent chairman of combustive sciences at the university in Oddsford, and the only living soul above the age of eight to believe in owlbears.

    Look here at a warrior born, a scion of power and poverty whose purpose is manifold: to shatter shackles, to murder monarchs, and to demonstrate that even the forces of good must sometimes enlist the service of big, bad motherfuckers. His is an ancient soul destined to die young.

    And now comes the quiet one, the gentle giant, he who fights his battles with a shield. Stout as the tree that counts its age in aeons, constant as the star that marks true north and shines most brightly on the darkest nights.

    A step ahead of these four: our hero. He is the candle burnt down to the stump, the cutting blade grown dull with overuse. But see now the spark in his stride. Behold the glint of steel in his gaze. Who dares to stand between a man such as this and that which he holds dear? He will kill, if he must, to protect it. He will die, if that is what it takes.

    “Go get the boss,” says one guardsman to another. “This bunch looks like trouble.”

    And they do. They do look like trouble, at least until the wizard trips on the hem of his robe. He stumbles, cursing, and fouls the steps of the others as he falls face-first onto the mud-slick hillside.”
    Nicholas Eames, Kings of the Wyld

  • #7
    J.K. Rowling
    “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #8
    William Shakespeare
    “Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
    Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”
    William Shakespeare

  • #9
    Christopher Moore
    “God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. VOLTAIRE”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

  • #9
    Christopher Moore
    “Change,” Joshua said. “A Messiah has to bring change. Change comes through action. Balthasar once said to me, ‘There’s no such thing as a conservative hero.’ He was wise, that old man.”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

  • #10
    “In Central America, the Maya also independently invented the wheel but couldn’t think of any practical applications for it and so reserved it exclusively for children’s toys.”
    Bill Bryson, At Home: A Short History of Private Life

  • #11
    David M. Samuels
    “I'm not about to go and start quoting myself.”
    David M. Samuels



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