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    Roald Dahl
    “I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”
    Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach

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    Roald Dahl
    “My dear young fellow,' the Old-Green-Grasshopper said gently, 'there are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven't started wondering about yet.”
    Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach

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    Roald Dahl
    “We may see a Creature with forty-nine heads
    Who lives in the desolate snow,
    And whenever he catches a cold (which he dreads)
    He has forty-nine noses to blow.
    'We may see the venomous Pink-Spotted Scrunch
    Who can chew up a man with one bite.
    It likes to eat five of them roasted for lunch
    And eighteen for its supper at night.
    'We may see a Dragon, and nobody knows
    That we won't see a Unicorn there.
    We may see a terrible Monster with toes
    Growing out of the tufts of his hair.
    'We may see the sweet little Biddy-Bright Hen
    So playful, so kind and well-bred;
    And such beautiful eggs! You just boil them and then
    They explode and they blow off your head.
    'A Gnu and a Gnocerous surely you'll see
    And that gnormous and gnorrible Gnat
    Whose sting when it stings you goes in at the knee
    And comes out through the top of your hat.
    'We may even get lost and be frozen by frost.
    We may die in an earthquake or tremor.
    Or nastier still, we may even be tossed
    On the horns of a furious Dilemma.
    'But who cares! Let us go from this horrible hill!
    Let us roll! Let us bowl! Let us plunge!
    Let's go rolling and bowling and spinning until
    We're away from old Spiker and Sponge!”
    Roald dahl, James and the Giant Peach



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