Stephanie > Stephanie's Quotes

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.”
― Tina Fey

“History teaches that grave threats to liberty often come in times of urgency, when constitutional rights seem too extravagant to endure.”
― Thurgood Marshall

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”
― Margaret Atwood