Jeff Johnson > Jeff's Quotes

“Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back. Also referred to as a "California bumper sticker." The germans refer to this as "arschgeweih," which translates as "ass antler." Bravo!”
― Jeff Johnson, Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink

“Crazy people can add character to a place. If the ambience in your bar is off, or your lobby has gone inexplicably stale, consider picking up a lunatic. They're not hard to come by, and the often work for free. A lot of tattoo shops have one. Larger places might find it handy to keep two or three around.”
― Jeff Johnson

“The fruit of great love is a smiling baby, delighted to be born wise. The product of loneliness and desperation and midnight lust is me and you, dear reader’. -Steppy Sharang, the romance writer from the novel Grand Estuary Grand”
― Jeff Johnson