Quotes - Greg Curtis (Rotorua, F1, New Zealand) Showing 1-17 of 17

#1

“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?”
― Greg Curtis

tags: humour, language, maths

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#2

“God does not play dice, bankers do.”
― Greg Curtis

tags: gambling, humour, money

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#3

“If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”
― Greg Curtis

tags: humour, wishes

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#4

“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: acting, humour, life

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#5

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: cats, dogs, humour

16 likes

#6

“People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.”
― Greg Curtis

tags: writing, writing-advice

11 likes

#7

“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: brevity, humour

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#8

“The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: mantra, motto, philosophy

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#9

“After suffering a torn disc six months ago, then a car crash just when it was starting to heal, and then an attack of Bell's Palsy for variety, I realised something. When my life decides to go down the crapper, it doesn't forget to flush!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: humour, life

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#10

“I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: antisocial

17 likes

#11

“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: bible, humour, lambs, lions

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#12

“There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.”
― Greg Curtis

tags: humour, ideas

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#13

“I recently published a new book. It's a Christian urban fantasy about mad science gone wrong. And then after I'd written that in a blurb I thought to myself - when does mad science ever go right?!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: humor, science

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#14

“Revenge is a dish best served with sharp cutlery!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: humour, revenge

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#15

“Remember, always keep your Nazi's spayed and neutered.”
― Greg Curtis

tags: nazi-s, psa, public-service-announcement

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#16

“As a writer I don't suffer for my art - my characters do!

But sometimes I do feel sorry for them - before I drop another grand piano on their balls!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: art, suffering, writers-on-writing

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#17

“I'd like to make an announcement - I am no longer a practicing narcissist - I've gone professional!”
― Greg Curtis

tags: humour, narcissist, practicing

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